BILLY
DEBILLYtoo debil to sell

One dog. One marker. Zero clue.

Drawn in MS Paint with a broken ball mouse. Billy doesn't know what a stop-loss is. He only knows how to press BUY with his wet nose.

๐Ÿถ HOLDER NFT BONUS โ†’
CA:coming soon on Pons
I DELETED THE SELL BUTTON! UP ONLY!
CLICK BILLY!
SELL BUY
-69%meme chart. billy drew it.

HOW WE GOT HERE

An origin story. Mostly fictional. Entirely dog.

1. THE DUMP
DEV SOLD FOR $50 LUNCH MONEY?!
The dev drew Billy, launched him, and dumped the bag 15 minutes later for a burger. Classic.
2. THE FIX
I CAN FIX THIS... I THINK.
Billy found a green marker and started painting every red candle green. Chart fixed.
3. THE TAKEOVER
COMMUNITY TAKEOVER! WE ALL DEBIL NOW!
The community took the wheel. Nobody knows how to sell. Nobody wants to.

DEBILL-NOMICS

simple. like Billy.

FAIR

LAUNCH ON PONS

$DEBILLY launches on the Pons bonding curve on Robinhood Chain. No presale, no VC, no team bags. Creator buys are disclosed at launch.

LP

LOCKED FOREVER

When the curve fills, Pons moves the liquidity to a DEX pool and locks it permanently. Nobody can pull it. Not even Billy.

PACK

COMMUNITY

Built for the pack. Legend says the dev sold for a burger. The pack stayed.

FREE

NFT FOR HOLDERS

Top 1,000 $DEBILLY holders at the snapshot get a free mint of the 4,663 on-chain Billy Debilly dogs on OpenSea.

CHART IS RED? BILLY HAS A MARKER

Grab Billy's green marker and paint every red candle green. That's the whole strategy.

UH OH. RED.
-69%
DRAG OVER THE CANDLES โœŽ
CHART FIXED. MATH PENDING.
BUY $DEBILLY

Portfolio: unchanged. Mood: +420%.

HOW TO BUY

even Billy did it. with his nose.

GET A WALLET

MetaMask or Rabby. Add Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663).

GET ETH

Bridge a bit of ETH to the network.

OPEN PONS

Find $DEBILLY on the Pons launchpad and connect.

PRESS BUY

Delete your sell button. Welcome to the pack.

BUY WITH WET NOSE

THE ROADMAP

Billy wrote it himself. In crayon.

PHASE 1

BUY

Press BUY with your wet nose. Done.

PHASE 2

DELETE SELL BUTTON

Billy already did. It's in the trash. He ate the trash.

PHASE 3

PAINT IT GREEN

Red candle? Green marker. Problem solved.

PHASE 4

???

Billy forgot. Too debil to plan. Ask the pack.

BONUS: FREE BILLY NFT

OPEN THE FULL NFT SITE โ†’

Hold $DEBILLY. The top 1,000 holders at the snapshot mint a Billy Debilly NFT for free on OpenSea. 4,663 MS Paint dogs, each one drawn by the smart contract. Roll a preview below (a PNG is not an NFT).

RENDER BY CONTRACT SEE THE DROP ON OPENSEA

4,663 dogs ยท 8 traits ยท 76 variants. Rarest: Golden Crown 2.8%, Red Laser Eyes 3.8%, Solid Gold fur 4%.

CATCH? WHAT CATCH?

WHERE IS THE CATCH?

  • PRESALE
  • VC
  • TEAM ALLOCATION
  • LP LOCKS AT GRADUATION
  • SITE & DOGS STORED ON-CHAIN

THE COIN: $DEBILLY is a fair launch on Pons. No presale, no VC, no team allocation. When the curve fills, Pons locks the liquidity permanently. Price can still go down: Billy has a marker for that.

THE DOGS & THIS SITE: stored in smart contracts on Robinhood Chain. No IPFS, no picture files. Even this page.

THE DOMAIN: just a door. If it ever closes, Billy is still on the blockchain.

COPIED!
โ›“ THIS SITE LIVES ON-CHAIN